The skit is about a five year old little boy named Nicky, who goes to visit his grandfather and the grandfather's friends at a social club the men are at. Nicky explains what he did on his first day of school and chaos ensues among the older men after the boy explains what he did. At one point, Nicky says he was on the playground and swinging on the monkey bars before explaining a kid at school pushed him off the see-saw. The grandfather becomes enraged at this and crazy things happen in the conversation with the old men and they tend to get loud.
I am not doing a great job at explaining this ordeal and there's a very warped impression that has been left on my brain. I was 13 after all, when I heard the entire album.
I do have to point out, this is not to be confused with that time in New London when I bought Snoop Dogg's 1993 album
Doggystyle on cassette. I was 10 and in my defense, left unsupervised by adults. It went down like this: we (my cousins and I, plus one of our parents) were at the Crystal Mall and I popped in to thhe Sam Goody store. After browsing the aisles, I walked out paying for the new rapper's music (with my own money, thank you). To this day, no one believes me or remembers it happening. I swear it did because I remember one of my cousins gave me shit for it in the car when we were going back to our grandmother's. I didn't care; I bought the tape and played the hell out of it. I wish I still have it, but thanks to another friend (Todd), I own a very scratched CD copy.
Anyway, this Sandler album is definitely not for the faint of heart or the underage. This album is raw Sandler comedy. There's a reason it's labeled "Parental Advisory: Explicit Content": more than half of the tracks are raunchy and outrageous.
The point I'm getting at is.. I went to the gym today and then to the playground in the community where I live. There are no monkey bars or swings at this playground and I wish there were.
Every time I look at the play area when walking to the gym, I think of that line where little Nicky says "I play on the playground, swing on the monkey bars" and laugh. It brings back memories of using a jungle gym in my backyard back north. One of those purely basic metal structured ones with monkey bars, a slide and a swing. Maybe a trapeze bar. I don't remember, but it was seriously basic.
So this morning, I had just finished working out in the gym and decided to hang outside for a bit. It was nice enough and I wanted to get a little sunshine before I needed to be home and get ready for Easter dinner at a friend's house.
Therefore, I went to the play area. No one was there, as the parking lot was empty. Even the pickle ball court was silent. People were home with their families, so it was my opportunity to do some basic core exercises on the playground and take some pictures of the area.
Yes, I also used this as a double excuse to do outside exercise and take pictures. Now if we only had monkey bars and swings, I'd have spent the rest of the day there and not gone home, even though my mother would have killed me for missing the holiday meal. The pictures I've taken before have been during full moon nights and the slight elevation is sometimes better for more clear photos.
All the pictures were taken on an
iPhone 11 and put in
Photoshop for sharpening and my name.
I think some of them came out pretty good. It is almost like an urban exploration type of photo shoot. Where you expect the next set to be the Earth taking everything back several decades later. The type where mold is growing in places or the grass so high it's got weeds and vines wrapping around things.
I don't know. That's just me. I know I did have fun going climbing on the steps and rock wall, as well as going down two different slides. I know I looked odd as hell doing it. Guess what? No one was around so I wasn't bothering anyone. I was alone and doing outdoor fun. There's no harm in that.
The only harm is that there's one space in the climb where I was a little too fat to get through the pull, so I know I need to lose some more weight. All the more reason to continue to use the gym and sometimes use the play area when it is available. It's a test of strength for sure, because we know for damn sure that the ankle biters are strong ones.
Until I can get more running done on the treadmill at once, take care of yourselves. Stay hydrated and keep chasing that carrot.
Cheers;