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Friday, February 26, 2021

Hey, rub my...

 Butt?? 


I actually sent that text to a few people yesterday, as I was shopping in a wholesale store. I sent the following picture with the question, as I know my friends would love me for it.



I’m hoping I’m inserting the right pictures, as I’m currently using my phone to create this post. Photo insertions are a little tricky on a small device. 


I didn’t catch the price of this butt rub at the store, but Amazon seems to have a wide range of price for it, if you are into grilling and seasoning. 


I reckon it’s pretty decent, if the shelves at the retailer were almost empty. I’m not a big meat person to begin with, so grilled meat doesn’t happen that often in my house. 


I once had an interesting experience at one of those BBQ joints where they come to your table and slice all the meat you can eat. Long story short, it was on a second date with a guy from Western Mass and it was across the street from where he lived. He had lost over 200 pounds, yet still ate like a fat kid. When we got to that restaurant and he kept eating for 4 people, I’m like “I’m having the meat sweats for everyone and I’ve only eaten like 2 ounces of everything... just to be a good sport and try it all”. He ate and ate and ate... lamb, pork, steak, chicken... you name it, they sliced it at the table and he gobbled it down. Plus the salad and potato bar. I wanted to throw up and he kept wanting to eat. So I kind of inadvertently ghosted him a week later. After spending 8 hours with him, watching him constantly eat, there was no way I could justify having a third date or do anything else with him. I have my own food issues, but spending time with him made me confused as hell and sick as ever. 


Ain’t no shame in having problems. We all do. I just couldn’t continue anything with him... he had other things going on too (extracurricular smoking activities, among other things... which again, I’ve no problem with. Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em). I hope he’s doing well in whatever travel adventures he is up to (I know he loves to travel).


Anyway, yeah, I don’t do a lot of meat eating. So I usually see the funny brands and send a smart message to my friends like the aforementioned butt rub. And my friends responded accordingly. 


I have great friends. Haha. 


Speaking of food, diets and over all craziness...


My cousin has a kitchen towel hanging from her oven door. 


“I choked on a carrot earlier today, and all I could think was ‘I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me’...”



I couldn’t find the towel on Amazon, but I found the mug. I’m not thrilled about a mug, however, donut makes it relevant because you can at least put a donut in coffee and make everything taste yummy. You can put a carrot in hummus, but coffee would gross things up a bit. Although, I’m sure Tay wouldn’t say no to the combinations... 


If anything, I’d get the notebook version and use it as a food journal.


Other things I’ve seen in my traveling the past two days..


Good motivational posters. For the bathroom, no less.


One is for the actual toilet, and I found the vinyl decal to go onto the toilet lid instead of buying a poster. 


Please Remain Seated for The Entire Performance” it says. It looks like it fits just right center in the lid. 


Versus the actual poster I saw in a store today.



Honestly, given the lesser of two evils, I think I would rather have the framed art instead of the toilet seat sticker. The frame was a black frame with the lettering on what could have been white matte paper. I didn’t totally look it over, but I suppose if you really got creative, you can buy some sort of floating frame, hard stock / matte paper and create it yourself. Hang it right behind the toilet. Hell, there are some creative people out there and done right, this would be both funny as all get up, as well as being super chunky creative. I know it can be an expense at first, but if you do it up right the first time, you’re going to have a conversation piece to last a life time. Especially if you go the route of “found images” by way of newspaper clippings or internet images, it could be a great side project. 


And with other projects comes more motivation.


The other poster I saw can relate to what’s still happening out there in this crazy world (Covid-19 pandemic) and how people need to wash their hands and sanitize a lot. I know it’s a long shot in a comparison, but the next quote can sum up a lot of negativity happening among the human race.



As I could not find this on Amazon, it goes to prove that a little inspiration and motivation can go a long way in creating your own framed piece. 


I’d totally put it in my bathroom, probably near the sink or bath tub / shower. 


Rolling on, and with the gnomies, the same store I saw the framed art in, I saw various garden gnomes. 



Including a yogi with a froggy.... For those into meditative stances. 


There are similar ones on Amazon, depending on what level of Zen you’re trying to get in to. I think the one I saw in the store makes it more appealing to try to get in touch with your inside quiet place. He’s like “Can’t you see I’m trying? I may not look perfect, but I’m at least trying” while the frog is like “get on my level... then we’ll talk!”. 


Last but not least for today’s postings... last night’s walk.


Sunset in South Florida...



Photo is WYSIWYG as it was on my fruit phone. Much like all photos posted today. 


Until my next post... as I’m taking up room at a table right now and it’s needed for other people...



Cheers;


Wednesday, February 24, 2021

Tech doesn't die

... it just slowly becomes obsolete. 


Or mind boggling pain in the butt. 


This, coming from a person using a 10 year old Dell laptop ... that is quite literally grasping for straws (air) every time it's turned on. I could use an 8 year old HP laptop in place of this one, but I've got a few programs on my Dell where I've lost the serial number / code for and can't seem to find it in the user history.


But at any rate, I think either the (free) anti virus software that I installed on my computer is seriously blocking my WiFi printer (all of a sudden.. more on the new anti virus software in a minute) or the new Comcast modem is blocking my laptop from connecting to my printer. 


Last night I had to make my 3 year old (wireless) Canon IP7220 Wireless Color Photo Printer become a wired printer. 


As I went to link to it here, I noticed Amazon stopped selling this printer, but is not labeling it "discontinued by manufacturer". Maybe it's because they've still got "other sellers" who have one to buy (for crazy expensive costs)? Who knows, but maybe the Canon IP8720 Wireless Printer, AirPrint and Cloud Compatible printer is looking like it's the next best thing. No wonder why the IP7220 was under $70 when I bought it... it is an older model. This new model is just a few hundred dollars more, but has some updated features (better print rate, dpi... technical stuff that I can't begin to explain). 


Oh, and a little more research: The Canon website isn't selling it either. So maybe the IP7220 really is discontinued?? (see here)


I wanted a wireless printer that would print flawlessly... or close to it.. on CDs and DVDs I burn copy stuff I make use of. It's worked perfectly for my needs the past few years and the duplex mode is amazing as well. No need to have to pause paper printing to flip the page over and make double sided prints. Doesn't hurt that I finally figured out you can put legal paper in the bottom tray... not that I ever use legal paper, but the need can be there. Bonus is the top tray can hold photo paper and I keep a few blank 4x6 sheets loaded "just in case".


And the day after I figure the legal paper tray out, the wireless printer becomes wired. 


So... my anti virus program. Comcast stopped collaborating with Norton, so now it's a monthly fee. What used to be a nice package, I get pop ups saying "Norton Security has expired. Please obtain a contract" and Comcast had emailed users saying it was going away from all anti virus apps and doing it's own thing. Meaning, if you are a Comcast internet subscriber, they will cover you by watching your internet using. They have a way to monitor funny schemes happening on the interwebs and can block threats somehow. Anything you do that other anti virus and anti malware apps did for you, Comcast internal internet can do the same. Therefore, you don't need external programs... as long as you're connected to your Comcast internet, you're good for not worrying about an internet troll giving your device an STD. 


Anyway, I downloaded one of the more "famously unfamous" programs. One that people talk about but some IT professionals don't openly suggest. 


I see why. 


On one computer in my house, there's a daily reminder to upgrade to a premium version and why premium is way more powerful than the freebie version (my files are being saved from hackers, the 100+ broken registry items can be fixed, old software can be updated... as long as I pay this program to do it). The other computer, well, things are quiet. No message asking me to upgrade, no screen telling me I have 2 days left of a free trial... the only thing that's happening is I can't magically print all of a sudden. 


Like I said, I don't know if it's coincidence, or I'm just imagining things, but I did end up uninstalling the anti virus program and updated the Windows Defender program that comes stock with a Windows computer. So if it's the Comcast modem blocking my printing, it'll be another reason that I'll be damning Comcast later. 


Until I can really figure this out, it's like, why did it take me 3 days to have to uninstall the Pixma programs off my computer, reinstall them, and still have problems? Some weird reason, my computer isn't registering the fact I've got a wireless printer sitting right the hell next to it. It'll allow me to print with the USB cable, but it won't let me print without the cable. My fruit phone prints documents effortlessly to this printer, but when it comes time to have the Dell send information, nothing happens. I get an error message. Try reinstalling everything, the computer / network isn't seeing any viable printers. I'm getting an error message about no printer being seen on the network, yet I'm able to send a document to it via my phone... which makes sense it really is a modem issue and not a computer issue.


I really wish there was a way to trace the loose connection, but I'm not that bright and don't know computers that well to figure it out. Where's a nerd / geek / computer guru when you need one? 


Oh right, they're all up in New Hampshire and Massachusetts where I left them. 


Damn. 

Saturday, February 20, 2021

Another week of playing the telephone game

 Well.. my house just completed another couple weeks of playing the "Comcast sucks!!" game. 


Yet again, our Internet Service Provider has taken a dump on the technology we rent from them.


Yes, we rent: 

  • The modem (@$14 a month)
  • 4 cable boxes 
    • 1 is "free" - comes with plan
    • 1 is "$9.99" because it's an additional service. 
    • 2 are those little banger freebie boxes... which are barely used - one is in guest room, one is in my room. I think it's been over a year since I've watched cable in my room
      • * The "banger box" is officially called "Digital Transport Adapter", but I've been calling it something different for a decade. 
We pay:
  • For a telephone service
  • "Extreme" internet (because the wiring in my community is horrible, allegedly)
  • Basic(ish) cable. 
    • Our community offers "basic" cable but you still need a box to get the cable - we have a friend who moved into the houses and she tried plugging a coax cable (aka the cable wire) into her TV and wall, and got squat. Even after calling Comcast to turn everything on.. because she also purchased her own modem. The result is that you need the banger box or the actual cable box from Comcast and Comcast needs to "turn it on"

We rent the modem and cable boxes because we have been told that if something were to happen to the equipment (power failure, connection problems, etc), Comcast will replace the unit with another one. All we would need to do is go to the Comcast store and swap it out. 

Yet, when we lived in Brockton, I don't remember anyone mentioning "rental" prices or paying monthly for something. I don't recall having as many problems with our cable boxes then, as we do now. Although times have changed, and technology is getting faster and devices smaller, we really didn't have challenges until 2011... when we moved to Florida. The only thing I remember having issues with, were routers, and we went through a couple of those, only because I think they weren't jiving correctly with what we were paying Comcast for. I had one router for at least 5 years (something like this) while one of the modems we've had now, has only lasted 2. Then again, the routers / modems were always downstairs in my basement office, so maybe the problems were stemming from the device staying on a shelf that was near the window. Quite possibly, it was a PEBKAC issue with the seasons - winters would be freezing, summers warm. Who knows; I'm not that technically savvy to take a proper guess. I just know stuff through trial and error.

Overall, it's a bit weird and ridiculous we're turning in a used box and receiving a used box. Nothing is ever "new"; they are all refurbished units. Comcast will tell you that they factory reset everything before they give it to another customer, but, there are times the reset fails and something glitches out (they actually said this over the weekend when we called). 

Nice way to save money - charge people out the ass for a service, make them rent previously owned equipment, and that "new" device has the possibility of not being fully wiped clean of its previous users / owners. It'd be like getting a computer or a smart phone at a thrift store and getting the past owner's files still on the machine. 


Soldiering on and to the actual reason for the posting (kinda). 


Our main cable box has been pixelating a lot the past couple months. To the point that even the additional $10/month DVR service we rent, records boxy pictures. My mother has called time and again to see if a refresh signal can help or someone knows anything about it. All the techs do, is say that they can send a signal, and that's about it. Things look clean on their end.

Sometimes the refresh signal makes things worse. Even by unplugging the modem, it gets junky. 

Well, we finally had enough and were tired of attempting to watch the news and the TV going into warp speed while having the picture look liked we dropped the screen and the graphics / video card has been shaken loose / dislodged. Trust me, I know what graphics  and video card problems look like. I had a lemon of a laptop for a while. 

So we went off to the Comcast store last weekend and returned the box. Explained the situation and the store tech said it's an internet issue and we need a new modem. Without even thinking about it. He's selling us a new modem. He said he'll swap out the cable box right now, give us another modem, but we need to return the modem we left at home within 30 days or be fully charged for it.

Wait... what??? 

We weren't expecting to have to bring all tech back, just to get a new cable box...

As it is, we pay 14 bucks a month to rent the modem (like I previously stated). If we don't turn it in, they are going to charge us for keeping it?? These things aren't cheap to begin with (see the paragraphs above), and Comcast does say that you can go out and buy your own, but they don't guarantee service on their end. Nor do they recommend it. So if we don't return the rented box, we're out a couple hundred dollars in one shot... like we're out $168 for the year. 

It's almost like we're out double because we're paying the monthly rent on the box plus they're going to charge us for keeping the old one that is allegedly broken. Not that we'd want to keep the old one as it is, but based on the cluster chaos that happened when we got home, we were probably better off keeping it and not getting a new one. Or, we bite the bullet and buy our own box with no help from Comcast if things go sour. Modem dies or fries, we need to go to the big box store and buy another one. Ad nauseam. 

In the last 10 years, we've "owned" about 6 different modems and about the same amount of cable boxes, if not more. Imagine having to go to Best Buy and purchase a modem every couple years because the last one died? We'd be out several hundred dollars, if we went cheap, and maybe a thousand dollars if we invest in expense. Either way, all options lose money. It's a no win situation.

Anyway... back to the weekend.

We get home, I unpack everything. Hook  up the new cable box, let it do its thing. Unhook the old modem, attach the new one. "It looks like a diffuser" my mom said. It kinda does, in a weird way.  

See picture (I found online).



Amazon doesn't "sell" this, but they have WiFi extenders, which look similar. We need the phone line + internet + cable since we have the Triple Play. So this is what we get instead of a plain extender. 

Yes, all this talk and I haven't acknowledged one of the elephants in the room. 

We still have a land line. 

We'll always have a land line because we've always had a home phone in the house. It's all I know, and I've run through 10 flip phones and 4 fruit phones in 22 years. 

Plus a beeper. 




It doesn't help that this new box renders straight plug n play wall phones dead when there's no power to the modem. With the old surfboard, we used to be able to plug in a corded phone straight in to a wall and if we lost power, we'd still have a house phone. But with this new thing, and whatever they did to register it, the power goes out, we lose our house line. It's bad enough we'd lose our cordless phones as well. 


Yes, they had to register or send some signal to recognize we had a house phone. But that was after they said they didn't see the modem what so ever. 


When we called to have the modem set up, the tech said that they didn't see the device. The store tech had scanned it out and put it on our account, but all powered on, the technician we were talking to on our cell phones, did not see the modem. They saw our cable boxes and knew we just got a new one for the living room, but they just plain old couldn't see the modem. Nothing streaming in or out.

I asked if we needed to change the XFSetup thing - the device name and password, to what we had in the previous box. Maybe that's why they couldn't see the modem? I was told no, the modem name / password has nothing to do with the fact their computer can't see / talk to this device. 

Even though every time we've have to get a new modem, the first thing the call center tech does, is tell us to change that device name, or they would do it for us? Nothing to do with each other. 

The tech couldn't figure out what was wrong and said that a body will come out to us this week to fix the TV issue. The modem issue is a totally different horse. And that's something that really can't be fixed because they don't know how to... if they can't see the modem, it's like it doesn't exist. 

But we're paying for TV, Internet and Phone... surely there has to be a way to make everything play nice together. 

No clue. 

Saturday night, no internet or house phone. Therefore, everything we do on our cell phones are going thru Verizon's cellular data instead of being on VZW-WiFi. 

Good thing we have a new plan with unlimited data... lesson learned from when we first moved here... we racked up 3 months worth of phone time on our phones, when we shared a plan, and had to rely on our cell phones because Comcast couldn't get their act together and get the house phone line working correctly. It's August 2011 all over again.

There was a point on Saturday where I was just so frustrated at having talked to 2 techs and a store person, that I'm like "screw this; I'm back ending into the modem and I'm gonna get us Internet, at least". 

Sure enough, I followed instructions of how we used to have to change everything, and within 5 minutes, I had all our devices connected to the internet. I just couldn't fix the phone. 

Sunday, we tried calling again. Maybe someone different could help.

Same things happened - they couldn't see the modem, even though it was on, streaming internet, and we were still kind of pixelating with the TV. 

The Sunday call center people had us unplug things, including our cordless phones, because it's never Comcast's equipment that is failing, it's whatever you have plugged in to it.

Honest to god, that was the excuse the last time we had a phone issue (close to 2 years ago). All of a sudden, we were getting calls dropped, lots of noise within conversations, missed calls... you name it. Comcast said it's probably the phones we have that are causing the disturbance. Uh, no, actually, these are brand new phones. Comcast said it's not their equipment, everything looks fine on their end. They refused to do anything until we bought new stuff. 

So we did. 

And it still failed. 

I don't remember exactly what the problem was, but it was on their end and we didn't get anything - no apology, no nothing.

Now we're on a new modem, and the techs don't know why it's not working.

Monday we call again. My mother spoke with someone who was actually knowledgeable in what we were looking to fix. 

Come to find out, no one prior to this person had registered the phone line. 

Meaning, at some point, our phone line was deactivated and taken off the account. That's why no one could see the modem and when someone called us, there was a recorded message saying the phone number being called is no longer in service.

The Monday tech was able to fix the line and get our modem working. 

Amazing, but there was a catch... only seen after my mom hung up.

All incoming calls said "Name Unavailable | Private Number" on the caller ID. 

All calls. Not just those trying to spam our house.

Calls we accept from everyone, including our own cell phones.

So back on the 800 number we go. Try to fix it. 

This was... Tuesday, I think. Days seem to run in to each other. 

The people she spoke to couldn't understand why this was happening. We didn't either.

It was suggested to wait a couple days, maybe it will sort itself out. Problems can take any where from 5 minutes to 3 days to get sorted once they are fixed. So wait it out and see what the TV guy does for the cable box on Thursday.

Cable guy comes out and looks at the TV. Which, FYI / BTW, Comcast only sends technicians out to your house for whatever problem you're having. If you have a TV issue, you get a TV guy. If you have an Internet problem, you get an Internet guy. There's no service technician that will come out and fix all the problems you're having at once... so if you have a combo package and have problems with the TV and Phone, you're not getting 1 person to come out and fix both problems at once. You need 2 technicians to come out on two different days to fix each problem individually.... which is what we were told when we asked if the TV guy can fix the phone too. 

Plus, if there was a wiring problem for the cable, we are responsible for fixing the wires. As in, Comcast shows a problem within the walls of the house and they need to get the wires fixed... We need to hire someone to do wall work - take the wall apart for an electrician  (Comcast's?) have the wires fixed, then a builder to put the walls back together. If it's a street problem... I don't know... I'd think the community, but ultimately falls on us.

Problematic issues at best... just to sort out a broken image on a television and figure out a phone problem.

Thursday comes and the TV guy checks out the modem, the boxes, everything. Says there's nothing wrong with our equipment, but, he'll swap out the box in my mom's room for an updated one. 

A wireless one. 

What's a wireless set top box? 

It's a cable box that still has a power cord and an HDMI cable, but doesn't have room for a coax cable. 

Meaning, "you can travel with this box, if you wanted to", my mom was told. "And it doesn't eat up your data. It runs on WiFi". 

All she needs is a new HDMI cable (which, legit, was brand new the week prior. Plus the coax cable. Since she had run out to the Comcast store and asked for 2 new HDMI & Coax cables for the TVs). 

The guy ended up throwing out 2 new HDMI cables (my mom's room and the living room) plus a brand new coax cable. Because he felt the need to replace her bedroom box with a different one... that would what, make it more efficient? Have a better signal? What? 

He didn't switch out the new (problematic) cable box in the living room for a new one, but he threw out the new wires I used to connect everything... the same wires that came with the box, 5 days prior. 

Tell me how that's efficient and not a complete waste of materials! No wonder why there's a service fee for them to come out and troubleshoot.

Oh, yea... if they don't find any fault in their equipment, you have to pay a service call. If they find a problem, you don't pay. BUT, if the only problem is you having to need to be taught something, you're paying the fee. 

Coming and going...

This is turning into a TL;DR post and I know it. 

Things are "fixed" and the guy leaves. He didn't really find a problem, but since he changed a few things, it's a free call. He didn't know why the DVR recorded blocky pictures because one has nothing to do with the other. 

The phone line, on the other hand, is still reading out Unknown Name. So we call again Thursday night.

The tech does a refresh and says that in all reality, it can take 72 hours for things to fix themselves. So all the problems we've been having, is not the real fault of Comcast, but the technology. Sure, something can take a few minutes and get better, but they really tell people to wait it out and if nothing is okay by day 4, call back. 

Although, the random problem with the phone is the fact the TV isn't reading out the name and number as well. 

We used to be able to see who's calling when we watched something. Now we don't. 

Why? Because this is one of the fluke things that shouldn't be happening. It's a preowned thing, and not something we subscribe to.

What?

You know how I wrote that the boxes are refurbished and sometimes factory resets don't actually fully reset the device? 

Yeah, the previous owner of the cable box had the service feature of seeing the caller ID on the television screen. It's never been a feature in our own service... looking back at our history the past couple years. 

But.. but... even the last 4 boxes we got from Comcast... had the caller ID on the screen....?

Nope; it's always been a service of the previous owner. Not on ours. Even though my mother swears that part of our plan says we have it. 

Technician says otherwise, but can add it to our bill. Didn't tell us a price, however. Better be free. 


Wednesday, February 17, 2021

Is it a movie yet?

 So all research points to Black Light becoming a movie, but everything I’ve seen on the interwebs end at there being a film adaptation being penned... in 2011. But nothing further past this novel coming out and the trio of writers working on other film projects upon completion of this book.


If anyone has any other information about this happening into a cinema form, I would be interested in knowing. Plus seeing the actual movie. 


I am working a little blindly at the moment, as I am connected to a TV via an HDMI cable, Apple Lightning adapter and using my new keyboard / mouse, yet, I cant see the full page of what I am writing. For some reason, going into landscape more on my phone, doesn’t allow the screen to scroll past the beginning paragraph of this post. 


What’s the point of seeing a wide screen version of what I’m doing, if I need to constantly / physically flip my phone to see everything I need to do? Editing / formatting, links, open tabs... there’s something not right in what I’m currently doing, as when I started writing this post, my mouse was acting up. It was very slow and felt hard to move. I don’t know if it’s because I’m at work and (shhh) I really shouldn’t be typing a blog post, or, there is some underlying problem now with everything connecting. 


Either way, I wanted to do a post about having finished the book. 


It’s a solid read, and I can tell in some places that thriller / horror writers had written it. Like I said in the beginning, I’d like to see this as a movie at some point. 120 minutes might be too long, but 90 wouldn’t really pack a punch. Then again, an hour and a half might do the trick because it would be CGI heavy and reliant on ghostly graphics, which might push the film through.


There were some spots in the book where I felt it didn’t belong, as other parts weren’t really explained in the detail / context it needed. Overall, it is a decently good book and I am glad to have found it and read it. It’s scary to think that science and technology are so close to this book perhaps becoming a reality.


I mean, if people are discussing ghosts / mediums / seers / people who can feel something extra is around and no one else can, that mixed with a 600 mile an hour hydrogen powered bullet train running thru the country, is a grand possibility. Look at Amtrak - they have tracks right now in such rural areas, they can have speeds that can kill you if you get too close to the road. The sheer force of putting a nickel on the track to get it to bounce off and slam into something, is almost the equivalent of when people say never to throw a penny off the Empire State Building. So man made projects are there. It’s just a matter of when this fictitious event can actually happen.


When it does, I’ll be first in line to buy a ticket to the movie, and tell my friends “I read that book! I hope this film lives up to my hype!!”



Until then.... as I need to get some work done;





Cheers!