I can haz a job?

Again, whilst perusing the (sports) job networks,  I found four questions asking me for an answer. However, the way they were phrased, makes me think otherwise.

For example:

I am at least 18 years of age? Well, yes, I think. 

I have previous cash handling experience. Yes, but it depends on how legal it was. (just kidding)

I can work a flexible schedule to include nights, weekends and some holidays? Based on past job experiences, there's no such thing as a day off. So yes.

I can speak Spanish? No lo entiendo. 

Isn't there some joke out there that girls can only talk with a question at the end of their sentence? As in, they sound like they're asking for something? Makes me think of that.

Cheers;