I want to know..

How in the scientifically minded hell, am I supposed to fit a pair of (okay, men's) New Balance 619 Sneakers in a (relatively) small Sterilite "shoe box"? 

I know my feet are jacked up, but 

The box must be for baby shoes.

Seriously/

All because I was wanting to put a pair of sneakers away in my closet because I bought a new pair today (Nightmare Before Christmas canvas shoes.. which I'm having a hard time finding it on Amazon to reference.. I mean, there is a pair of sandals that look similar to this link, but I'm not finding the canvas lace ups. There are just too many and not what I bought). 

Yes, I bought Nightmare Before Christmas shoes because I like that movie. Don't hate. There's a good story there with a decent premise and if you know, you know. If not, I'm not explaining it in this post. Go watch it with an open mind (and not while stoned or drunk. There's other films for that). 

And yes, I wear men's shoes because sometimes the width is better than the women's shoes. Plus, depending on where I shop, the styles differ, so it's hard to get something that's comfortable, economical and makes sense. 

I should probably go watch that movie... I didn't do it this year and I normally do (on Valentine's Day, of course. I'm a sucker, I know). 

But yeah... what in the crazy... is this a sign we're continually getting too big for our stuff, that we can't fit a pair of sneakers in a box? Our clothes don't fit, our houses don't fit, our lifestyle doesn't fit... things are going bonkers. 

Yet I have to go to the supermarket after I finish this post because some sale ends tonight and we need stuff for the week.

So I guess toodle doo for now!

Stay skinny.

Cheersl