Saturday, January 1, 2011

Happy Dew Year

No, it's not an advert for that radioactive green coloured soda pop, but it's a Happy New Year 2011 wish! Dick Clark wished everyone a Happy Dew Year for 2010 and it just went south from there. Seeing how the man can't speak right because of his stroke, his words come out fobbed. So he wished the rockin' world a dew year. Whatever that means. Ya, his stroke prohibits any good speech patterns as well as counting properly; so maybe it's time to put the horse down.... for the good of Dick Clark and humanity.

I'm not ragging on him, by any means. Just maybe he should start sending taped messages from home now, ones that Ryan Seacrest can air at some point. Clark is an icon, yes, but there's only so much you can do with him now. Let the kids take over, Mr Clark, and enjoy what years you have left with your family.

For everyone else, Happy New Year 2011. May it all be prosperous and fun!!