I seriously question technology

...especially when my fresh off the wire news says 'Jackass' star Ryan Dunn dies in fiery Pa. crash (June 21, 2011), Rest of Amy Winehouse's European tour in doubt (June 20, 2011), Marilyn Monroe dress is auctioned for $4.6 million (June 20 2011) and Sean Kingston says he's feeling better after crash (June 20 2011).

Seriously, folks, I really can't keep making this up when my

 is telling me otherwise.

Picture of what my news feed looks like, plus, I'm not in Brockton. 

Cheers,